A Short Olympic Recap, in Verse.
Written by Gray   
Monday, 01 March 2010 11:41

Inspired by the Ultimate Showdown

That was the ultimate showdown, of gold medal destiny. Hip checks, big goals and explosions, as far as the eye could see. Only one could survive, and it was Canada you see. That was the ultimate showdown, of gold medal destiny.

The Russian bear was hoping around
Vancouver City like a big playground

When suddenly Slovakia burst from the ground
And took the bear out in a shoot out show down

Russia got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be block by Halak

Who proceeded to open up a can goalie fu
When in came Canada out of the blue

The beaver started beating up the Russia bear
and they got slammed by the American glare
but before they could make it to the gold medal game
Slovakia came back and put them to shame
But they ran out of time and they faded away
because Canada was back to save the day

That was the ultimate showdown, of gold medal destiny. Hip checks, big goals and explosions, as far as the eye could see. Only one could survive, and it was Canada you see. That was the ultimate showdown, of gold medal destiny.

Sweden took a bit out of Finnish pride
Like Americans take a bite out of pizza pie
But then Slovakia came back on the power play attack
and there was a surprise Czech comeback
Canada caught Russia in their bear trap
And took them out with a goal shaped thawp

America saw Switzerland sneaking up from behind
And peppered them with goals that they just couldn't fight
They took out the Canadians with style and grace
Then turned around punched Finland in the face

The stage was set for the ultimate game
and skaters took the ice to fight for fame.

An overtime comeback too the Americans sky high
But then Sidney Crosby put on past Miller's thigh
and the Americans fell in sadness to the ground
While the Canadians dances and partied up the town

That was the ultimate showdown, of gold medal destiny. Hip checks, big goals and explosions, as far as the eye could see. Only one could survive, and it was Canada you see. That was the ultimate showdown, of gold medal destiny.

 

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Standings

Group A
TeamWLPts
USA 3 0 9
Canada 2 1 5
Switzerland 1 2 3
Norway 0 3 1
Group B
TeamWLPts
Russia 2 1 7
Czech Republic 2 1 6
Slovakia 2 1 5
Latvia 0 3 0
Group C
TeamWLPts
Sweden 3 0 9
Finland 2 1 6
Belarus 1 2 3
Germany 0 3 0

Teams in Bold receive byes into the quarterfinals

Schedule/Results

DateTimeMatchup
2/16 12:00 PM USA 3 Switzerland 1
2/16 4:30 PM Canada 8 Norway 0
2/16 9:00 PM Russia 8 Latvia 2
2/17 12:00 PM Finland 5 Belarus 1
2/17 4:30 PM Sweden 2 Germany 0
2/17 9:00 PM Czech Republic 3 Slovakia 1
2/18 12:00 PM USA 6 Norway 1
2/18 4:30 PM Switzerland 2 Canada 3 F/SO
2/18 9:00 PM Slovakia 2 Russia 1 F/SO
2/19 12:00 PM Belarus 2 Sweden 4
2/19 4:30 PM Czech Republic 5 Latvia 2
2/19 9:00 PM Finland 5 Germany 0
2/20 12:00 PM Norway 4 Switzerland 5 F/OT
2/20 4:30 PM Latvia 0 Slovakia 6
2/20 9:00 PM Germany 3 Belarus 5
2/21 12:00 PM Russia 4 Czech Republic 2
2/21 4:40 PM Canada 3 USA 5
2/21 9:00 PM Sweden 3 Finland 0
2/23 12:00 PM Belarus 2 Switzerland 3 F/SO
2/23 4:30 PM Germany 2 Canada 8
2/23 7:00 PM Latvia 2 Czech Republic 3 F/OT
2/23 9:00 PM Norway 3 Slovakia 4
2/24 12:00 PM Switzerland 0 USA 2
2/24 4:30 PM Canada 7 Russia 3
2/24 7:00 PM Czech Republic 0 Finland 2
2/24 9:00 PM Slovakia 4 Sweden 3
2/26 12:00 PM Finland 1 USA 6
2/26 6:30 PM Canada 3 Slovakia 2
2/27 7:00 PM Finland 5 Slovakia 3
2/28 Overtime
USA 2 Canada 3 F/OT
All Times Pacific

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